Today, I didn't have to use my AK, today was a good day.

Sorry about kickin' it there w/ Ice Cube, but you know how I roll. Today is a good day though b/c in 1866, Charles Elmer Hires invented root beer. LopDawG loves him some root beer. IBC is the way I get my drank on. Off tizzopic here fo' a sec, I know all of y'all wanting to know what I be looking like. I ain't got no picture or camera to take it w/ b/c I be saving my money on getting me a grill. Not one of those things some people's being putting in their mouths, but a George Foreman. I loves me some bbq. Word. On w/ the description:
NAME: LopDawG Winstel Johnson (don't be laughing at my middle name, it be my granddaddy's)
AGE: 28
HEIGHT: 6 foot 1 inches (actually 5 foot 4 inches but I have 9 inch afro)
WEIGHT: 127 lbs.

More to come later...