Change of the way I communicate to you, Fools!

I have decided to forget this foo' blog that I never update & go trendy, suckas! The Dawg that you love the most is now using twitter as a host. BlahdoW! Go to www.twitter.com/lopdawg & I will be blowing it up more often than this dumb blizzog. Peace out, yo.

Los Lop

It has almost been a year since I kicked it here....

Dearest Blog,

I am so sorry that I have not been visiting you and the kids like I should have. Please understand that Big Daddy L was traveling the world (eating chips on the couch) and taking care of bizzness (sleeping till noon and eating my weight in doughnuts). I do love you dearly and I will buy youse some bling soon.
Love,
Lop



Ok, for realizzles... I has been a minute since I did this. You all must be wonderin' where that dog be at? Well, let me tell ya:


1) Went to Mexico w/ Blubba Bubba on a boat. Had to tell him about the buffets and 24 hour pizzeria to get his fat butt on board. Fatboy can't swim and he knows that his lard will make him sink like my stock portfolio. He wore a raft around him the whole time and he might have eaten one of the cabin boys. Not sure about that.

2) Had an issue w/ a moped and little Mexican boy in Progreso (not like the soup company I found out, see # 3). Needless to say, wearing a luchador mask while driving a moped will result in running over small chilins. Lesson lizzerned.

3) Progeso, Mexico is not the place where they make that soup. I had made a presentation for my Fried Chicken Noodle Soup (flowcharts, powerpoint, interpretive dance, etc.) and no one to show it to. Blubba and I did it for some locals and all that did was clap and laugh and yell,"el bailar negro loco del hombre!" Not sure what that means but sounds tight. HOMBRE!!!!!

4) Did alot of nappin' and not wearing pizzants around the ol' domiside.

That pretty much wraps my life since last May. Hopefully, I will post more on this.

Out,

El LopDawG

I is back, yo!

Sorry about the lack of pizzots. Been busy working on my new album which drops June 15th on Fat Boy Records (Blubba Bubba's Indie Label). Here is what the critics are saying about it, foo':

A history of hip-hop icons: LopDawG

Rising from the block parties of Compton, AL, LopDawG broke into the hip-hop scene in 2006 with their debut album, Because you smell like cheese. The band's latest album, We're doing this again?, fuses LopDawG Johnson's heavy flow with soulful beats to create yet another disc full of Barry White-worthy slow jamz. With standout tracks like "Mr B Is Black As Nite," the music of LopDawG appeals to hip-hop fans and non-hip-hop fans alike.


Make sure yo' pick it up, cracka lacka. I will B posting some lyrics soon.

Out

L

Quick Hit!

Update coming soon on me!

Peace!

Can't kick it.

What up, my peeps?! L here & I am sick w/ some kinda of cold stuff. Too much chillin' w/ the Double B late at nite. I ain't going to no cracka doctor b/c they would just give me some pills & tell me to drink lots of 40's, I mean fluids. I can take care of myself & I don't need Dr. Abuabada telling me how to get wizell. Well, I have to jet & drink fluids so I won't die & stuff.

Peace out, L8R, Sincerely, Yours Truly, Slowing Dying:

LopDawG Johnson Esq.


P.S. Send me some Ghetto Chicken Soup, which is Chicken Soup made from Fried Chicken.

It is the year of the Pig, OINK

What up, Cracka-Lacka's?! It is yo' boy, L to the Dizzle up in this Blizzile for realizzle! Sorry about that. I have been stupid busy lately kickin' it w/ my boy, Blubba Bubba. I have been on some tours w/ him & his rap group, Chocolate Lard. Stupid name but he is black & fat. I have been doing the merch table for them & spreading the LopDawG name all around. GOTTA REPRESENT, BOOYAH!!! You need to go here & check out my white homeboy's videos in the sidebar. Dude is white but his videos are tizzite. Word. Hopefully sometime soon, he will put my informerical that he did for me. Anyway, I's got to run b/c Blubba has just spotted a Krispy Kreme & is heading that way. Last time that happened, he ate several customers. Fat Fool.

PEACE!!!!!!

LopDawG is coming yo' way soon!

LopDawG will be back soon. He be havin' an eventul couple of months & has not been able to update his blog. In '07, He will be blazin' back. Sit tight, yo!