It has almost been a year since I kicked it here....
Dearest Blog,
I am so sorry that I have not been visiting you and the kids like I should have. Please understand that Big Daddy L was traveling the world (eating chips on the couch) and taking care of bizzness (sleeping till noon and eating my weight in doughnuts). I do love you dearly and I will buy youse some bling soon.
Love,
Lop
Ok, for realizzles... I has been a minute since I did this. You all must be wonderin' where that dog be at? Well, let me tell ya:
1) Went to Mexico w/ Blubba Bubba on a boat. Had to tell him about the buffets and 24 hour pizzeria to get his fat butt on board. Fatboy can't swim and he knows that his lard will make him sink like my stock portfolio. He wore a raft around him the whole time and he might have eaten one of the cabin boys. Not sure about that.
2) Had an issue w/ a moped and little Mexican boy in Progreso (not like the soup company I found out, see # 3). Needless to say, wearing a luchador mask while driving a moped will result in running over small chilins. Lesson lizzerned.
3) Progeso, Mexico is not the place where they make that soup. I had made a presentation for my Fried Chicken Noodle Soup (flowcharts, powerpoint, interpretive dance, etc.) and no one to show it to. Blubba and I did it for some locals and all that did was clap and laugh and yell,"el bailar negro loco del hombre!" Not sure what that means but sounds tight. HOMBRE!!!!!
4) Did alot of nappin' and not wearing pizzants around the ol' domiside.
That pretty much wraps my life since last May. Hopefully, I will post more on this.
Out,
El LopDawG
I am so sorry that I have not been visiting you and the kids like I should have. Please understand that Big Daddy L was traveling the world (eating chips on the couch) and taking care of bizzness (sleeping till noon and eating my weight in doughnuts). I do love you dearly and I will buy youse some bling soon.
Love,
Lop
Ok, for realizzles... I has been a minute since I did this. You all must be wonderin' where that dog be at? Well, let me tell ya:
1) Went to Mexico w/ Blubba Bubba on a boat. Had to tell him about the buffets and 24 hour pizzeria to get his fat butt on board. Fatboy can't swim and he knows that his lard will make him sink like my stock portfolio. He wore a raft around him the whole time and he might have eaten one of the cabin boys. Not sure about that.
2) Had an issue w/ a moped and little Mexican boy in Progreso (not like the soup company I found out, see # 3). Needless to say, wearing a luchador mask while driving a moped will result in running over small chilins. Lesson lizzerned.
3) Progeso, Mexico is not the place where they make that soup. I had made a presentation for my Fried Chicken Noodle Soup (flowcharts, powerpoint, interpretive dance, etc.) and no one to show it to. Blubba and I did it for some locals and all that did was clap and laugh and yell,"el bailar negro loco del hombre!" Not sure what that means but sounds tight. HOMBRE!!!!!
4) Did alot of nappin' and not wearing pizzants around the ol' domiside.
That pretty much wraps my life since last May. Hopefully, I will post more on this.
Out,
El LopDawG
posted by LopDawG at 7:46 AM
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