Mo' Description, boyz!

How y'all like my picture I put up? Its an old one. That was last year before my 'Fro got kickin'. Some promo pics for my bizzoy, Blubba Bubba's rap album. The album never dropped b/c the fat tub of lard ate the producer who was making it for us. I am not sure how it happened, but I know a vat of butter was involved. Blubba Bubba ain't no cannibal but if you lock him in a room w/o food for more than 20 minutes, you will be eaten. That is just how he rolls. Here is some more of my dezcript:

Birthplace: Compton, Alabama
Favorite Food: Fried Chicken, Meatballs, Steak, Egg Rolls, & Water Chestnuts.
Favorite Drink: IBC Root Beer
Favorite Car: My 1982 Gremlin. It's got 24's w/ spinners that say "LOP" when I am rollin'.
Favorite Song: Pop Goes The Weasel by 3rd Base. Keepin' it real back in the day.
Favorite Book: The one that keeps my kitchen table sturdy.
Favorite Artist: Barry Manilow
Favorite Number: 7 b/c upside down its an L.
Favorite Cartoon: Speedy Gonzales, small but fast.
Favorite Rehab: Bradford
Favorite Cellmate: Ben Dover, nice guy but a little too huggy.
Favorite Pasttime: Chillin' & not illin'
Person You Would Like To Meet: Zacchaeus- he was a small like me.
Person You Would Love To "Cap": That lawyer of mine.

Today, I didn't have to use my AK, today was a good day.

Sorry about kickin' it there w/ Ice Cube, but you know how I roll. Today is a good day though b/c in 1866, Charles Elmer Hires invented root beer. LopDawG loves him some root beer. IBC is the way I get my drank on. Off tizzopic here fo' a sec, I know all of y'all wanting to know what I be looking like. I ain't got no picture or camera to take it w/ b/c I be saving my money on getting me a grill. Not one of those things some people's being putting in their mouths, but a George Foreman. I loves me some bbq. Word. On w/ the description:
NAME: LopDawG Winstel Johnson (don't be laughing at my middle name, it be my granddaddy's)
AGE: 28
HEIGHT: 6 foot 1 inches (actually 5 foot 4 inches but I have 9 inch afro)
WEIGHT: 127 lbs.

More to come later...

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LopDawG has sold-out. I am letting the man put ads on my blizzog. Gotta feed the little Lop's. You know what I'm sayin'?! For y'all foo's wanting to know how to pronouce my nizzame, it rhymes w/ Soap Hog. Therefore, LopDawG. Some people be calling my Lop' (rhymes w/ Flop) & that ain't cool. I don't want to get all ghetto on some of y'all. Peace out till l8r.

L to the DG

LopDawG in da house.

What up, yo?! Its LopDawG Johnson & I be keeping it real. Word! I be writing more later.